- Me: Fucking die already
- Me: I swear to jesus if I die one more time
- Me: I'M GONNA KILL A MAN I FUCKING DIED AGAIN
- Me: Oh shit hottie alert
- Me: Move bitch, get out the way
- Me: *high pitched screaming*
- Me: Load already
- Me: uNACCEPTABLE
- Me: I'm fucking done. Done. Done with everything.
- Me: *turns off console*
- Me: *turns console back on*
- Me: God fucking dammit.
it doesn’t have to be elaborate
i don’t care for fancy dates
but if he says,
"hey let’s grab some coffee, my treat."
"i need to buy a sweater, help me choose?"
"i haven’t seen you in awhile, let’s go watch a movie."
it sounds totes better than
"idk what do you want to do choose"